E's Fashion Advice #3

Fashion Lesson #3

Let's say you're a cute girl. Nice skin, nice body, etc. Now say you're riding a moped wearing the world's almost-shortest shorts, a t-shirt that is, for all intents and purposes, see through, and a pair of flip flops. How do you think you're gonna look if you get in an accident and are covered in road rash? Do you think you're gonna be quite so cute in those 'ittle bitty shorts? Let's make good clothing decisions ladies!

E's Fashion Advice #2

Fashion Lesson #2

For the gentlemen in the crowd: If it's hot enough to wear sandals, it's hot enough to not need socks. If you want to keep them "business socks" on your feet, put on normal shoes.

Thank you Flight of the Conchords...

E's Fashion Advice

In honor of E's birthday, I'm announcing the start of a new "series" entitled E's fashion advice. It will be mostly based upon her observations of inappropriate attire among the undergraduate population on campus. With that, here is the first fashion lesson for your benefit. Happy birthday Elyssia!

Fashion Lesson #1

If you're not being paid to take your clothes off, make sure that nobody can see the entirety of your bra (including the hooks and eyes) through your white t-shirt.